Rare and Funny Stoner Names for Hipster Cats

Kicking back with your puffy puss and trying to find a cool stoner name for your smoking new cat? Well you just lit on it here, with over 220 cool, stoner, cat names, some of the stickiest of the icky.

As US states and industrialized nations around the world move to legalize pot, the prospect of having a respectable stoner name for your feline potentate is on the rise. Find your purrfect cat name from this comprehensive list of stoner terminology, hip-hop ripping buddy nicknames, infamous heads, as well as Jamaica’s Reggae culture.

From reefer madness, to bat hits and bong tokes, these “doobieous” feline names will fit the bill for your trippy kitty. Keep in mind, kitties do NOT need to participate in cannabis, other than catnip, to be your coolest stoner, toking buddy.

110 Unique Cat Names from Stoner Terminology

Alfalfa – Pot.

Baker – Stoner.

Bhang – Pot.

Bash – To get high or smoke.

Bat – Single hitter pipe.

Beauregard – Southern for “bogart.”

Biff – Joint.

Biffo – Joint.

Bifta– Joint.

Binge – Extended high.

Blaze – To toke.

Blitz – High.

Blunt- Joint.

Bogart – A greedy toker; remember sharing is caring.

Bomber – Head.

Boom.

Bong – Water pipe.

BT – Bong Toke.

Bud – Pot “flower.”

Buddha – Specie of pot.

Bun – To smoke, “bunning” weed.

Buster – Bust, to take a hit or toke.

Buzz – High.

Cannabis – Pot.

Catnip – Pot, kitty cannabis.

Charas – Pot.

Cheeba – Pot.

Chronic– Pot.

Cokie

Colombia – Colombian Gold, strain of pot.

Cottonmouth – Side Effect.

Crocker – Getting crocked.

Crystal –Meth.

Dagga – Pot.

Diesel – Sour Diesel, strain of pot.

Dime – bag of pot.

Doobie – Joint.

Dope – Pot

Dub – Joint.

Flyer -Stoner.

Fryer – Stoner.

Fumarium – Smoking area or lounge.

Gage – Weed.

Ganja – Weed.

Glaze – To be high, glazed.

Grass – Weed.

Groggy – To be past high.

Hash – Extract of the cannabis plant.

Haze – To smoke pot.

Hemp – Pot.

Herb – Pot.

Hitter – One who hits or takes a toke.

Hookah – Water pipe.

Indica – Strain of pot.

Jay – Joint.

Jeef – Pot or joint.

Jeff – Joint named for the Lil General Jeff Sessions.

Jonesy – Jonesing for a fix.

Juice – Joint or Juicy Jay’s rolling papers.

Junky – Goner.

Kef – Pot.

Kif – Pot.

Kite –  High as a kite.

Kush – Afghan, Purple and Bubba Kush

Laced –High.

Legit – Cool, not faked, authenticate.

Lit – High.

Mary Jane – Pot.

Master Kush – Strain of weed.

Maui Wowie – Strain of pot.

Muggle – Joint.

Munchie – Side effect, “Dude. I’ve got the munchies, let’s order 10 pizzas.”

Nirvana – A pitch perfect high.

Nug – Joint.

Oney – Small one hitter pipe.

Pickled  – Drunk and high.

Plaster – Getting plastered.

Potter – One who cultivates weed.

Puffer – Stoner.

Reefer – Pot.

Rip – To take a toke.

Ripped – High.

Rhino – To be high.

SAB – Smoke A Blunt.

Sativa – Strain of pot.

Sesh – Smoking session among stoners.

Sinsemilla – Strain of pot.

Skywalker – Strain of pot for insomnia.

Slice – Joint.

Smasher – Stoner.

Snipe – Joint.

Spark – To light a joint, “He who rolls is, sparks it.”

Spleef -Joint.

Stank – Pot.

Stash – One’s pot pantry.

Sticky Icky – Pot.

Stinko –Stink weed.

Stoner – One who daily smokes weed.

Stoney – Variation on Stoner.

Stringer – Strung out dude or dudette.

Tanked – Loaded.

Tipsy – Slightly high.

Toker – Stoner, smoke of weed.

Torpedo – Joint.

Totaled -Wasted.

Trip – Hallucinogenic experience.

Tripper – One who trips-out.

Tussie – Act of smoking pot.

Weed – Pot.

Yerba – Pot.

Zip – Joint.

Zonk – Get high.

Stoner Synonyms for Toking Buddy

These cool names for stoner cats respect the chill relationship you and your Napster best buddle will share. The cannabis culture is all about respect, acceptance and compassion, thus independent cats make the perfect toking buddy.  Prone to naps with intermittent bursts of energy, cats don’t require neighborhood walks or potty breaks; they just let you be you.  Consider one of these hip-hop toking buddy nicknames for your fellow, couch-potato kitty.

Bone Ami

Broham

Brohim

Brom

Buddess – Female buddy

Buddle – Cuddly Buddy

Burds – Best buddy in the whole world.

Cuddy

Derrty

Dowg

Dunson

Holmes

Homedawg

Homie

Homeslice

Homefry

Ked

Krip

Meon

Parce

Piezano

Pisano

Pooks

Rayane – Female buddy.

Shotgun

Yombre – Yo’ Hombre

Zoya – Cool chick.

Famous Stoner Cat Names

These cool stoner names for cats, from popular culture, come to us from comedians, musicians and actors whose personas revolve around smoking weed and partying hard. If you’ve got a laidback, chill kitty, consider one of these hip names to complement his or her “Napster” personality.

Acosta – Oscar Zeta Acosta, the real life Dr. Gonzo from Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Badger – Dealer in Breaking Bad.

Bill – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Cash – Johnny Cash.

Cheech – Cheech Marin.

Chong – Tommy Chong.

Combo – Dealer in Breaking Bad.

Compton – N.W.A. Straight Otta Compton, Dope Man.

Curren$y – Rapper.

Ditty – Puff Daddy, P Ditty, Sean Puffy Combs. Puff Daddy makes a sick name for a cool Persian or Himalayan cat.

Dr. Dre – Rapper.

Diaz – Cameron Diaz, high school classmate of Snoop Dogg and his client for “white gurl weed.”

The Dude – The Big Lebowski.

Dylan – Bob Dylan.

Elon – Elon Musk, richest man in the world, enjoys hitting a spleef during his radio interviews.

Fox – Megan Fox, pot activist.

Gaga – Lady Gaga.

Garcia – Jerry Garcia.

Goldie – Goldie Hawn, proud pot smoking momma, shares her stash with her kids.

Gonzo – Hunter S. Thompson sidekick in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Grace – Grace Slick or Grace Jones.

Hanson – Easy Rider.

Hef – Hugh Heffner.

Hendrix – Jimi Hendrix, Are You Experienced?

The Hip-Hop King of Scratch – Trevor Tutu.

Hudson – Kate Hudson, almost famous for smoking with her mom and co-stars.

Hunter – Hunter S. Thompson.

Ice Cube – Rapper.

Ice T – Rapper.

Janis – Janis Joplin.

Kumar – Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

Martha – Martha Stewart, persnickety Snoop Dog buddess.

Maude – Harold and Maude.

Method Man – Rapper.

Nelson – Willie Nelson.

Nipsey – Nipsey Hustle, purrfect name for biting kitties.

Paris – Paris Hilton perma-stoned heiress.

Pinkman – Jesse Pinkman of Breaking Bad.

Popcaan – Rapper.

Ralston – Character Melanie Ralston in Jackie Brown.

Rapper

Raoul Duke – Hunter S. Thompson’s alter ego in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Redman – Rapper, Method Man partner.

Rico Nasty – Rapper.

Rider – Easy Rider.

Rihanna – Talk That Talk album cover shows her puffing a jay.

Shirley – Shirley Temple (see video below, as Shirley rips a peace pipe in a traditional Kiawa sesh).

Silver – Saul Silver of Pineapple Express.

Slater – Dazed and Confused.

Snoop – Snoop Dogg.

Souljah – Sister Souljah.

Spackler – Bill Murray character in Caddyshack.

Spicoli – Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Ted – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Tupac – Tupac Sha Purr.

Waylon – Waylon Jennings.

Wu-Tang – Wu-Tang Clan.

Wyatt – Peter Fonda character in Easy Rider.

Zoë – Zoë Kravitz enjoys smoking weed in character and out of character.

Cat Names from Rastafarian Culture

Rastafarianism is based on Judeo-Christian beliefs, however, their practices expand beyond modern interpretations of Christianity and include “livity,” “oneness” and a resistance to subjugation under white power.  Ganga, or weed, is used as part of religious practice to gain wisdom and oneness with self, Jah and Creation.

• Livity involves living life through balance with nature to maintain ones vitality, similar to many Native American religions.
• Oneness refers to a belief that we are all part of one combined entity of self, God, the universe and creation. This can be exemplified in the expression of “I and I” as opposed to saying “you and I.”
• Babylon, in Rasta culture, refers to the oppression of black people as a result of white power, which is frequently the theme of Reggae music.

These names and terms from Rastafarian culture make mystical names for your transcendent feline companion.

Buju – Buju Banton, Reggae artist.

Bunny Wailer – Reggae artist, a cute name for a noisy Siamese cat.

Cliff – Jimmy Cliff, Reggae artist.

Dread – Dreadlocks.

Ganja – Weed.

Jah – God, an incarnation of Jesus Christ.

Jamaica – Home of Rastafarianism.

Marley – Bob Marley, Reggae artist.

Rasta – Of the Rastafarian culture or religion.

Reggae – Rastafarian music.

Sizzla – Reggae Artist.

Star – Jamaican term of affection for dude or buddy.

Toots – Toots and the Maytails, Reggae artist.

Tosh – Peter Tosh, Reggae artist.

Uhuru – Black Uhuru, Reggae artist.

Yardie – Member of a black, drug dealing criminal syndicate.

Yellowman – Reggae artist; a cute name for an orange cat.

Ziggy – Ziggy Marley, Reggae artist

Zydeco – Louisiana music that blends afro-Caribbean, African and Louisiana French Creole music.